Lessons Learned from a Night of Boredom

1. When you don't have any plans, don't leave the house! (Driving around doesn't solve the problem.)
2. Don't go to Hernando. There's nothing to do there.
3. Don't try to collaborate with Chelsea. She's no help.
4. Do not text everyone in your phone book looking for something to do. That's too desperate and you'll only get rejected. Save yourself the sorrow.
5. Don't follow people in your car to see where they're going. They will only go to Walmart.
6. Don't go to Sonic. You're past high school.
7. Don't call your little brother. You'll only find that he's more popular than you.
8. Don't resort to prank calls. You'll only sound like an idiot.
9. Don't try to make friends with people at red lights. They don't care that you have nothing to do.
10. If you're bored and don't have plans on a Friday night, just go to sleep.